It's amazing how awful people behave at the mall so that they can bring back their Xmas booty for the family. It reminds me of a BBC documentary where the predators fight over the carcass to bring scraps back home. I keep expecting to see David Attenborough with a semi-hidden camera crew documenting the carnage. And the parking situation is no better...in fact it's just a taste for the every-man-for-himself that awaits you inside.
Don't get me wrong, I like smiling brown people on Xmas morning, so I suppose I'll do what I gotta to achieve that end. I just wish there were some way to avoid the mall.
F*ck me.
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